that's cool dood while you're doing that i think i'll go expel feces from my bowels
I am a terrible human being.
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that's cool dood while you're doing that i think i'll go expel feces from my bowels
That sounds very exciting. Be sure to talk about it.
it was a good trip. i was sitting there mindin my own business and i felt it at the orifice of my anus, my knees shot up and i screamed at the top of my lungs and i'm p sure my asshole opened up three times its regular size and it shot out like super face and the toilet water splashed up and my hair turned yellow and stood up all spikey and shit and now my bathroom is broke i think i'm in trouble
I like the part when you said "and"
face = fast
Wat.
in that paragraph about me shitting, i said face, where i should have said fast
know'm'sayin
well alright.
I PREFER THE GTFO (SERIOUSLY LOL)
Wat.
dunn dunn dunnnnn
surprised gasp!
wtf are you doing online at 2am wait no that's actually 11pm for you since you're in the west yewnighted stayts of merka ok
Wat.
well i choose tits then
You have chosen well.
Oh snap dude you put that music box thing down yeah the Bioshock one I was listening to that shit for a while.
its awesome n stuph
Then it reminded me how shitty Bioshock 2 was except for like the part where everyone dies.
I made the mistake of buying it lawl
Also srsly man you gotta find that research camera.
like totally
i said wtf are you doing online at 2am wait no that's actually 11pm for you since you're in the west yewnighted stayts of merka ok
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
nobody nah gettin' no bra-ake
poleece nah givin no brake
hey eh
eh hey
get off my tits sir
oh sorry.
penid caca
wenis
get on my tits sir
lolk
GET ON MY DICK SIR
YOU SAID TITS FIRST
Irrelephant
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BlackMolotov
I need to extract urine from my body.