ehahaheeaheaha
I am a terrible human being.
Age 28, Male
Faeget
Dickville
Joined on 9/24/09
playing skyrim
following talking dog
bandit castle
dog walks into door
continues to walk into door
walks up the surface of door and over the wall
i dont even know what to think anymore
no but that actually happened i was just amazed
wait theres a bandit castle
sure fine ignore the amazing story of a gravity defying dog to talk about architecture i hope black dynamite beats your ass
wait theres a bandit castle
>be 18
>be playing skyrim
>go into bandit camp
>annihilate fking everything
>go into house
>find button on wall
>le push
>bookcase swings open revealing hidden mineshaft
>go into mineshaft
>kill a bunch of bandits
>get to boss bandit
>giant ass armored nigster
>wtf i cant kill him
>run around table shooting him with spells
>he cant hit me cause hes melee and hes on the other side of the table
>kill him
>enter treasure chamber
>get boots of lifting, helmet of magicka, shit ton of shiny things
>sell
>become rich
>buy yacht
>be 15
>not have skyrim
>cry
>jerk it
>greentext
be laughing at blacky for not owning skyrim
be laughing so hard
be feeling sorry now
>you forgot to greentext
1gb modnation aah
ahaha humorous
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>newfags cant greentext
>hello hi
Irrelephant
haha black dynamite
BlackMolotov
haha yes